The Story of the Black Book

There once was a women, and this women had a black book, now this black book isn't like other black books. This black book was the calendar book, the one that can fit into her purse, and this black book has all of this womens life! Now one day this women was using her black book, and put it away, but she thought that she left it on the table. Come the next morning, when she couldn't find her black book, she started asking her family if they know were it has gone, and no one knew! The women looked through her whole house! She was afraid that she's lost her black book and that isn't good! Throughout the day, her daughter would ask "Mom, can I go to this on Monday?" and the women would always respond "I could answer that if I had my black book!" and her daughter would respond "MOM! I have no clue where it is! I've looked everywhere for it!" At dinner that night, the women told her family that they weren't leaving the house until someone found her black book, and they all had things to do tomorrow! "Mom" her daughter cried at the thought of being stuck in the house looking for a book that simply just doesn't exist in the house, it wasn't until the daughter remembered that she saw the black book this morning, when she was getting a contact. She walked over to the cabinet and saw the black book. The girl grabbed the black book and brought it to her mom. "Is that what you were looking for Mom?" Her daughter asked, the women grabbed her black book and a chorus of jokes started flying from every direction, the womens husband, her son, and her daughter all had a crack or two at the fact that the women left her black book in the most obvious place, and she didn't even think of looking for it there!

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