How To Write a Sermon From a Lay Person's Point of View

I have by conned into doing the sermon at my church once again, by my father. So as I'm starting to write my sermon about a Faith Journey, I came up with this list of 12 steps on how to complete your sermon from a lay person's point of view. I hope this helps whatever lay person is reading this on their sermon ;)

How to Write a Sermon from a Lay Person's Point of View

1. Acquire a cup of coffee with mix-ins to your liking

2. Turn your music up (music may or may not be reverent)

3. Open Microsoft Word

4. Close Facebook (DO NOT skip this step)

5. Write the title

6. Jam out to your favorite song

7. Let the juices flow

8. Re-fill cup of coffee

9. Go to the bathroom

10. Finish sermon

11. Re-read sermon

12. Re-open Facebook

Your sermon is now complete and you can continue harvesting your plants on FarmVille ;)

Cae